Tuesday 11 August 2015

Foreign secretary makes desperate bid for attention

Political non-entity Philip Hammond today attempted to remind the populous that he both exists and holds a senior Cabinet position by echoing Enoch Powell.



With dehumanising rhetoric, the usually quietly-spoken no-mark briefly got his face in some newspapers before returning to obscurity and remaining the answer in the pub quiz that nobody ever gets.

One observer said "that lickspittle is really the Foreign Secretary? What's his name again?"

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