Morgan, real name Piers Stefan Massive Arsehole O'Meara, had already denied that his published diaries were a factual representation and that he was a robbing crook who had indulged in insider trading when the most shocking revelation occurred. Mid-denial of something he'd previously claimed as fact, it appeared that Morgan had an original thought - an idea, even. Pictorial evidence leaked to this publication seems to back up the claim.
Independent witnesses described the scenes as the large light appeared above Moron's head. "One minute it was there", said one member of the press pack, "but it quickly flickered and died when it became apparent that he wasn't capable of sustaining a single idea for more than a fleeting second". Another said "I blinked, so I must have missed it".
Idea Seismology expert Dr Noah Idea of the University of North Suffolk told us that his instrumentation registered an anomaly at around the same time. "We noticed a slight wobble in the idea-o-sphere on the west coast of the USA at around the same time the light appeared over Morgan's head, but it's unclear as to whether this was statistically significant. It's about on the same level that a normal human male registers when he decides it's time to breathe in".
Questioned about the apparent thought, Morgan could neither confirm nor deny that he'd had one or that he could remember what it was. It's thought to be the first time independent thought has been associated with Morgan and unclear as to whether it will ever happen again.
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