Mr Pot tells Leveson "kettles are black"

In a stormy session of the Leveson inquiry into blackness of kettle standards, Alastair Pot sensationally claimed that kettles are very black indeed.

"Having worked as a kettle before", Pot began in his address to the inquiry, "I can tell you that they are extremely black". He later went on to say that while he may at one time have been as black as a kettle, he had changed his ways. "While I admit that I bear all the hallmarks of a kettle, I am in fact very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue".